Tag: Baby

Supreme Court Rules Babies Born At Disney World Are Intellectual Property Of Disney

WASHINGTON — In a devastating 5-4 decision that further entrenched the controversial "magic…

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UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand

LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…

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Katie Porter Tries To Woo Suburban Moms By Berating Babies

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA — In a desperate bid to humanize her image ahead…

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Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies

U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…

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UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse

LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…

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Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old

WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…

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Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being…

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Prominent LGBT Group Fights For Fetus Trans Rights

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known LGBT rights group out of California has…

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Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden addressed the baby formula crisis in a speech…

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Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal

WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President…

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Progressive New Jersey Lowers Legal Drinking Age To 2 Years Old

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The state of New Jersey made a progressive decision…

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Joe Rogan Apologizes For Being Born After Video Surfaces Of Him Kicking His Mother Inside Womb

AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Joe Rogan is in trouble once again with the woke…

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