AUSTIN, TEXAS– Joe Rogan is in trouble once again with the woke crowd after an old home movie video surfaced showing him kicking his mother while still inside the womb, causing the remorseful podcaster to apologize for the sixtieth time this week.
Numerous blue-haired feminists and women’s rights groups have joined musician Neil Young’s protest after the old video showed an unborn Rogan kicking his mom’s belly, causing her great pain and leaving a red welt on her skin. The offended group of people are saying that Rogan is abusive toward women and should have his Joe Rogan Experience podcast removed immediately.
“Rogan kicking a woman is another example of the dangerous patriarchy system in this country,” said Bertha Swanson, head of the Subjugated Women Against Abusive Fetuses organization. “Our group is calling on Spotify to remove this violent woman-hating lunatic immediately or we will remove all our highly popular series of videos where we teach women about the evils of unborn male misogynists.”
Due to the intense amount of pressure coming from the angry one percent of the population, Rogan put out another apology video telling everyone he was sorry for what he did and that he should have known better than to treat a woman so horribly.
“I’m so sorry for the way I treated a woman, let alone my own mother,” said a teary-eyed Rogan in reference to his actions inside the womb. “I was bored and started practicing mixed martial arts while in my mom’s belly and I kind of got out of hand. I promise I won’t do it again.”
Unfortunately Rogan’s apology wasn’t good enough and numerous offended bots on Twitter are calling for disclaimers to be placed on pregnant women’s bellies as a warning to protect other females from getting attacked by violent male fetuses.
