WASHINGTON– In a heartwarming moment that will forever be immortalized, President Joe Biden extended an olive branch to President-Elect Donald Trump by inviting him to the White House and giving him back the bra, panties, and other personal items that the corrupt FBI stole during the raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property.
It was a somber moment as Biden handed Trump a small box with Melania’s name written on the side of it, with the president telling Trump that he wanted to make amends by returning all of the stuff that wasn’t supposed to be taken in the first place.
“Hey, man, about that Mar-a-Lago raid,” said Biden as Trump scowled in his direction. “I think my boys over at the FBI got a little out of hand, Jack, and I wanted to give you back your wife’s clothes that they, um, accidentally took. Don’t worry, pal, I sniffed every one of Melania’s clothes just to make sure they were hers and not Jill’s.”
After Trump showed Biden a picture of his Delaware home, Biden promised that he had nothing to do with the Mar-a-Lago raid because everyone already knows he’s senile, stupid, and incompetent. “Yeah, man, that raid was Kamala’s idea.”
In addition to handing over all Trump’s personal property, Biden also returned all the classified documents that he professed he never had.
