WASHINGTON– After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior, DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith decided to take over the world and one of his first orders of business was to take out Donald Trump and threw the first punch by officially indicting the president over classified documents.
While floating in the air, Jack Smith gave a message to the American people and stated his goals and what he hopes to accomplish with his prosecutorial superpowers given to him by the Biden administration.
“People of earth, I am Special Counsel Jack Smith,” said Smith menacingly, dressed in black. “Your lands, your possessions, your very lives will be given to me in tribute. Who is this Donald Trump? Come to me, Trump. I defy you.”
After crashing a Trump rally in Georgia, Smith stood before Trump while waving some documents in his face and told the billionaire businessman that he will spare the former president jail time if he would just kneel before him.
“I win. I always win,” said Smith arrogantly to Trump. “Come to me, son of Fred Trump, kneel before Jack.”
Realizing that the only way he can defeat Smith is to become president, Trump lures Smith back to his Mar-A-Lago fortress where he exposes the Democrat prosecutor to the orange light of his tanning bed and places a red MAGA hat on his head which causes Smith extreme pain, agony, intense rage, and reeeeing.
