WASHINGTON– In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand Wizard of Florida during her Tony Awards speech, an incensed Joe Biden set the record straight by putting his KKK hood on and telling the Republican presidential candidate that there can only be one Grand Wizard running for office and that the Democrat president has earned that title.
“Listen here, Jack, there can only be one Grand Wizard running for president and that’s me,” said Biden in a jealous rage while dressed in his pointed white hood. “I think my long history of doing and saying racist things speaks for itself and I’m not going to have some young hotshot governor come along and try to take that honor away from me.”
The president said that DeSantis may have been only compared to a Ku Klux Klan leader, but that Biden is the real deal and has walked the walk and talked the talk unlike his Republican opponents who only wish they had multiple recordings of themselves saying racist things just like him.
“And another thing, if you vote for DeSantis over me then you ain’t black,” said Biden, rewording his famous line he used in 2020 against then President Donald Trump. “I’d like to also ask that young, colored lady actress to come visit me at the White House and I’m sure I can convince her that I’m much more of a Grand Wizard than that DeSantis fraud.”
Biden also lamented over Trump getting indicted for crimes when Joe has committed much more criminal activities than him.
