God Asks James Talarico To Stop Speaking On His Behalf
HEAVEN — Putting out an emergency celestial statement to clear up what…
Biden Stumps For Talarico In Bid To Turn Out The Deceased Vote
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Former President Joe Biden traveled to Texas Monday to help…
Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Tim Walz Kisses His Brother To Prove There’s Nothing Weird About Ilhan Omar’s Brother Marriage
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA – Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz reportedly kissed his own brother…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…
Democrats Assure Voters James Talarico Is Perfectly Normal By Democratic Party Standards
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Democratic Party officials moved to reassure concerned voters that…
Tim Walz Announces New Equity Initiative To Bring Greater Racial Diversity To Somali Gun Violence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Following a series of increasingly violent Somali gang…
Democrats Reject Iran’s Endorsement For Being Too Moderate
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders announced Thursday that they had formally rejected an endorsement…
Kash Patel Lures Eric Swalwell Out Of Hiding By Dressing As Chinese Prostitute
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — After weeks of struggling to locate former Rep.…
AOC Weeps Outside Empty Minnesota Daycare Over Thousands Of Imaginary Somali Children Being Deported
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — During an emotional press conference Friday outside an empty…
Congress Condemns Reduced Vaccine Schedule For Threatening Health Of Their Stock Portfolios
WASHINGTON — Members of Congress expressed grave concern Monday over the Trump administration’s…
Abdul El-Sayed Spotted Casually Trying On Several Tactical Vests
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was spotted at a…