Tag: Racist

James Talarico Tries To Win The Black Vote By Looting Local Shoe Store

HOUSTON, TEXAS — In a desperate bid to salvage his collapsing poll…

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King Charles Assures Migrants Digital ID Will Only Be Used Against White British Citizens

LONDON, UK — Seeking to soothe the anxieties of the the millions…

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Democrats Condemn Shooter’s White Half For Trying To Assassinate Trump

WASHINGTON — Following the chaotic arrest of shooter Cole Allen, prominent Democratic…

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NAACP Concerned SPLC Fraud Case Could Lead To Catastrophic Shortage Of Profitable White Racism

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND — Holding an emergency press conference on Saturday, top NAACP…

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CNN Investigates Alarming Absence Of Black Crows In Predominantly White Seagull Beach Communities

ATLANTA, GEORGIA— CNN's investigative unit has uncovered a troubling lack of avian…

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Democrats Vow To Counter Trump’s Obama Meme By Running Racist Biden Again

WASHINGTON — After condemning a controversial meme video shared by President Donald…

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White Celebrities Wear Blackface In Solidarity With Somali Fraudsters

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In an effort to show solidarity with the Somali…

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NAACP Demands NHL End Systemic Beating Of Black Pucks By Predominantly White Hockey Players

U.S.-- The NAACP, joined by other prominent black advocacy groups, has issued…

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Another Black Gang Shooting In Democrat-Run Chicago, Mayor Promises To Blame White People Again

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a press conference held hours after yet another black…

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Michelle Obama Denies Ever Calling White Crackers ‘Honkys’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In a jaw-dropping moment during the IMO: The…

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Congress Introduces Bill To Require All H-1B Visa Workers To Take Mandatory Toilet Training Classes

WASHINGTON-- After news broke that the Trump administration was preparing to bring…

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Gavin Newsom Recounts Growing Up As A Poor Black Child In Compton Eating Wonder Bread And Grape Soda

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to connect with black voters, California…

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