Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
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Balenciaga Introduces First-Ever Designer Adrenochrome IV Bag For The Busy Celeb On The Go
NEW YORK — Stating that the modern celebrity simply doesn't have the…
Trump Sends Steven Seagal To Singlehandedly Defeat Entire Iranian Military, Assures War Will End Before Credits Roll
WASHINGTON — Expressing frustration with the slow pacing and boring dialogue of…
Oscars Add New Category For Best Performance Replacing White Character In Hollywood Remake
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Viewers tuning into Sunday night’s Academy Awards were…
Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance To Feature California Homeless Fentanyl Addicts As Backup Dancers
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA —In a groundbreaking move to celebrate authentic California diversity,…
White Celebrities Wear Blackface In Solidarity With Somali Fraudsters
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In an effort to show solidarity with the Somali…
Celebrities Declare ‘Democracy Dead’ After Being Forced To Vacuum Own Homes Following Deportations
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Democracy itself was pronounced officially "dead" Thursday after…
Celebrities Host 10th Annual ‘I’m Moving To Canada If Trump Becomes President’ Gala
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Fresh off last night’s Golden Globes ceremony, Hollywood’s most…
Katy Perry Proudly Announces Boyfriend Justin Trudeau Is Pregnant With Their First Baby
MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA-- Only months after they had their first date, global pop…
Alec Baldwin Cleared In Hamptons Crash After Mistaking Tree For Trump Supporter
EAST HAMPTON, NEW YORK-- In a stunning victory for selective justice, renowned…
Katy Perry Confirms Justin Trudeau Her First Lesbian Relationship
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Amidst months of speculation and internet rumors, global pop…
Suspended Jimmy Kimmel Starts Support Group For Unemployed Celebrities Who Wore Blackface
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to deal with the stress of…