FRESNO, CALIFORNIA– A white man in his thirties was recently seen by multiple witnesses walking into a local White Castle burger store as numerous white clouds littered the sky.
The incident occurred on Monday around 12:30 pm at a White Castle located on the White Horse Pike near the Whitehouse district. Witnesses told CNN reporters that the aggressive white man was wearing a loud white shirt and white pants as he entered into the fast food establishment.
Numerous bystanders took photos of the suspicious white man as he exited his white vehicle, where a large, vicious white dog was seen sitting in the front white seat of the gas-guzzling white car.
CNN reported that no one knows for certain why the white man was wearing white clothes and driving a white car with a big white dog inside. Unnamed sources told reporters that there were many ominous white clouds in the sky as the white man walked into the White Castle.
“I couldn’t believe how many white clouds were out that day,” said an unidentified witness with trembling lips. “I’ve never seen so many white clouds hovering overhead in the sky. It was scary.”
A few 2020 Democratic presidential candidates voiced their opinion on Twitter regarding the controversy.
“Why were there so many white clouds at that moment?” Beto O’Rourke tweeted. “Donald Trump must address this issue. If I become president, I will always address these issues, not cover them up.”
The dubious white man is accused of parking his white vehicle across the street from the White Castle in front of the Whitehouse Lodge, which is also a menacing-looking white building.
While the white man was inside of the White Castle, the white man’s white dog was seen inside of the white vehicle wagging its white tail as pedestrians crossed to the other side of the street to avoid contact.
After exiting the White Castle with a white bag filled with some type of unknown items, the white man was last seen getting into his rumbling white vehicle and petting his white dog on its white head. Moments later, the white man drove away from the white building, leaving a trail of poisonous white smoke behind.
CNN stated that the identity of the white man and his white dog remains a mystery. It is also unclear why the white dog was sitting inside of the white car or why the white man petted the white dog.
Unnamed sources added that immediately after the white vehicle left the area a few raucous white seagulls landed on top of the white building where they proceeded to leave grotesque white bird droppings. No word on whether there is a connection between the fleeing white man and the rambunctious white seagulls.
