HOLLYWOOD– A remake of the classic 1992 movie Single White Female is in the works and will star Donald Trump as a politician who helps out another politician played by Ron DeSantis who ends up trying to become exactly like the former president.
In the upcoming movie titled Single White Male: The Copycat, the Trump character decides to help out the struggling DeSantis who came to the former president for help in getting his struggling career going, but ends up taking over Trump’s entire persona right down to the hand movements and coiffed blonde hair.
“I do everything even more huger and more bigly than that other lightweight guy,” said DeSantis in Trumpian style during a scene from the movie right after he forces his wife Casey to change her name to Melania. “Everyone knows I was Trump long before Trump was Trump. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.”
Seeing DeSantis copying his every move begins to make Trump feel both uncomfortable and unnerved, causing Trump to begin lambasting DeSantis on Truth Social by calling him by his new nickname “Ron DeCopycat.”
“Ron DeCopycat was losing badly with his stale personality and came to me asking for help,” wrote Trump on his social media account in one riveting scene from the film. “When I told Ron DeCopycat that he desperately needed a personality transplant I didn’t mean for him to steal my sayings and mannerisms. No one does Trump like the real Trump, not Ron DeImpersonator.”
Toward the end of the movie, Trump knows DeSantis will do whatever he does so he trolls the Florida governor by completely changing his own personality and looks by mimicking the movie’s current president, played by an old, doddering, perverted fool named Joe Biden. In predictable fashion, DeSantis copies the style and dyes his hair white and begins rambling incoherently while going around and assaulting young women by sniffing their hair.
Look for the movie Single White Male: The Copycat to premiere in theaters on July 33, 2039.
