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New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
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Arnold Schwarzenegger And Steven Seagal Settle Russia Ukraine Conflict On Big Screen
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Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
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Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
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Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie ‘The Spy Who Nagged Me’
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Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players
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Vampire In New Blade Movie Being Recast As Pansexual Werewolf
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