LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA– In an effort to finally shine a light on the southern Texas border crisis, Netflix has released a gritty new movie about the illegal alien invasion that they promise will be completely accurate and not altered to fit their progressive, anti-white agenda.
The new Netflix film titled Illegal Invaders shows the out-of-control border invasion, with the opening scene of the movie showing tens of thousands of dangerous blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish white people illegally knocking over the border wall and then going on a rampage within the United States by committing a slew of crimes.
“Yes, we guarantee this movie will be completely accurate and based on reality, not on our personal political beliefs,” said Netflix spokesperson Benjamin Schmuckinstein , wearing a Biden 2024 pin on the lapel of his suit jacket. “I know we may have made one, or two, or maybe hundreds of biased movies in the past, but this time we’re being honest and showing the true reality of what’s happening at the southern border by highlighting the millions of white invaders who are unlawfully entering the country and using up all our resources.”
Schmuckinstein said that the racist, white illegal aliens are using their white privilege to leave their affluent country of Sweden to enter through Mexico in an effort to come into the United States and take over the country that was founded by America’s black Founding Fathers Lil’ George Washington and Pimp Daddy Thomas Jefferson.
“You see, we here at Netflix truly care about the United States,” said Schmuckinstein. “That’s why we finally decided to do our part and put a spotlight on the millions of blonde whites who are raping, murdering, and plundering the USA.”
Netflix announced that they have a few more historically accurate movies headed to the big screen this year, including a movie based on the male cosmonaut from the Soviet Union named Yuri Gagarin, who was the first person ever to journey into outer space. The part of Yuri Gagarin will be played by talented black female singer Lizzo.
