Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden announced on Thursday that his presidential inauguration in Washington,…
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached…
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
RISING FAWN, GEORGIA-- The FBI issued an arrest warrant for a caveman…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out
WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential…
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…
Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches
PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…
