WASHINGTON– In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle, the Kraken has reportedly died overnight in an apparent suicide while awaiting to testify against Hillary Clinton and other high-profile deep state swamp creatures.
The legendary cephalopod was found unresponsive in the Special Housing Unit For Clinton Witnesses in Washington on Monday around 6:30 a.m., according to sources close to the Clintons who swear this was yet another coincidence eerily similar to the Jeffrey Epstein case.
Police stated that Mr. Kraken committed suicide by shooting himself four times in the back of the head and then stuffing himself into a tiny trashcan in his room.
Paramedics tried to revive the Kraken by telling the lifeless monster that everything will be okay and by also rummaging through his pants pockets in search of any evidence that could possibly link the Clintons to the massive nationwide election fraud investigation.
“I’m filled with great sadness after hearing of the untimely suicide of the Kraken, ” Hillary Clinton wrote in a tweet on Twitter. “My condolences to him and his family. I’m certain if he didn’t take his own life he would have had plenty to say in court, but I guess now we’ll never know.”
After hearing of the Kraken’s death, lawyer Sidney Powell promised the fight is not over and she will be doubling her efforts by releasing both the Loch Ness Monster and Moby Dick.
