Georgia Authorities Rule HeeHaw The Donkey Died By Suicide After Shooting Himself Twice In Back Of Head
CEDARTOWN, GEORGIA—Putting to rest weeks of online speculation and public outrage, the…
UK Police Detain Suspicious Man For Going Entire Week Without Being Stabbed
LONDON, UK — The Metropolitan Police confirmed that officers have arrested a…
British Man Charged With Assault After Bruising Attacker’s Knuckles With His Face
LONDON — In a stunning display of modern, progressive crowd control, the…
German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner
BERLIN, GERMANY — In a swift, pre-dawn operation, heavily armed tactical units…
UK Police Rescue Trafficked Teenager Just To Arrest Her For Illegal TikTok Use
ROTHERHAM, UK — In a dramatic, early-morning raid that authorities are hailing…
UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand
LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…
US Troops Deployed To UK To Protect Citizens From Their Own Police Force
SOUTHAMPTON, UK — Citing a rapidly escalating humanitarian crisis, President Donald Trump…
White British Man Arrested Posthumously For Insensitivity Toward Immigrant Assailant
LONDON, UK — Praising the swift and decisive action of their officers,…
Dallas ICE Shooter With Terrible Aim Revealed As Stormtrooper
DALLAS. TEXAS-- Only hours after the incident occurred, authorities have confirmed that…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…
Canada AirBnB-Style ‘Breaking And Entering’ App Launches, Allowing Criminals To Pre-Book Home Invasions
TORONTO, CANADA - In a bizarre move to "de-escalate violence," the Canadian…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - In a move that has left residents both bewildered…