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Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia
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Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die
WASHINGTON-- Saving a life can be a very rewarding experience, so when…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- An Eastern gray squirrel who witnessed jailed multimillionaire and…
132 Year Old Man Just Won’t Die
OLD SAYBROOK, CONNECTICUT-- On Thursday, 132 year old Elmer Herman celebrated yet…
Man Tries Killing Himself After Failed Suicide Attempt, Fails Again
DOVER, DELAWARE-- A Dover man was released from a local hospital today after…
Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million
JONESTOWN, MISSOURI-- Some say that life imitates art. If that's the case…
