Lindsey Graham Calls On Biden To Nuke United States To Stop His Neighbor’s Dog From Barking
WASHINGTON-- After warmongering lunatic Lindsey Graham told NBC news that Iran, Palestine,…
Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat
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Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training
WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
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Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers
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Dog Wakes Up To Strange Woman In His Bed After Wild Night Out
ROME, ITALY-- A dog was out on the town with a group…
Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
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IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- IRS agents are being heralded as heroes after going…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
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Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
