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Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified…
Street Justice: Angry Dogs Jump Pardoned Dr. Fauci After Hearing Trump Removed His Security Protection
WASHINGTON-- After learning that President Donald Trump had pulled the security detail…
John Wick Returns For Revenge After Haitians Eat His Dog
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‘Springfield, Ohio Residents Are Bad For Not Accepting Illegal Haitians,’ Says John Legend From Behind Walled Home In Rich White Neighborhood
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CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- America's most trusted news source CNN has come to the…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
RIP: Millions Of Americans Vote To Replace George Floyd Statue With Sculpture Of Kabosu Meme Dog
U.S.-- There was sad news this week after it was reported that…
Lindsey Graham Calls On Biden To Nuke United States To Stop His Neighbor’s Dog From Barking
WASHINGTON-- After warmongering lunatic Lindsey Graham told NBC news that Iran, Palestine,…
Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat
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