WASHINGTON– After warmongering lunatic Lindsey Graham told NBC news that Iran, Palestine, China, and Russia should be nuked, the South Carolina senator then called on President Joe Biden to nuke the entire United States in an effort to stop his next door neighbor’s dog from barking so much.
Lindsey Graham told NBC host Kristin Welker that his neighbor’s dog has been barking all night long while the flamboyant senator parties with his male companions until the wee hours of the morning.
“The first thing the US should do is drop a nuke right on top of that mutt’s doghouse,” said Graham with fire in his loins. “And just to make sure the job’s finished we should blow up the entire United States. The United States ended world war two by dropping two bombs on Japan and to end this war against my neighbor’s dog we need to do the same. It’s totally justified.”
According to Graham, in an effort to stabilize the well-being and safety of the United States, the entire country must be bombed into oblivion.
“We need to show this dog who’s boss,” said Graham as a random dog began barking outside the studio. “We have to do whatever it takes to snuff him out. This is the only answer to be able to restore peace and quiet to my rowdy, late-night cocktail parties with the fellas.”
When reached for comment, Biden said he was mulling over Lindsey’s idea of nuking America as a way to stop Donald Trump from becoming president again.
