Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
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NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint
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After Winning Washington DC, Nikki Haley Says She’s One Step Closer To Being Able To Start World War 3
WASHINGTON-- After winning Washington, DC in the Republican primary, presidential candidate Nikki…
192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career’s Far From Over
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RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Resigns To Have More Time Destroying Republicans From Behind The Scenes
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US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
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Republican Presidential Candidate ‘None Of These Candidates’ To Face Trump After Beating Nikki Haley
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Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
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Scientists Discover Cause Of New Year’s Day Earthquake In Japan
SUZU, JAPAN-- A devastating earthquake shook Japan on New Year's Day and…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
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Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…
