WASHINGTON– After learning that President Donald Trump had pulled the security detail for Dr. Fauci after he was pardoned by Biden for all of his crimes, thousands of angry dogs from around the country decided to take matters into their own paws and began attacking the Beagle murderer whenever out in public.
Dr. Fauci became public enemy number one to dogs everywhere after the news broke that the mad scientist was using dogs and puppies in horrific experiments, with countless puppies being tortured to death.
“There he is, get him,” barked a dog to his friends after he spotted the arrogant Dr. Fauci exiting his home. “It looks like Mr. Science is all alone and missing his big bodyguards. Let’s see if that little elf can outrun a pack of dogs running behind him at thirty miles per hour.”
Due to his diminutive size, Fauci was lucky enough to duck down an alleyway and squeeze his little rat-like physique into a small sewer opening and avoid getting beaten up by the irate canines.
At publishing time, it was reported that Fauci was still living inside of the sewer after a group of rats had mistaken him for one of their own and taken him in.
