Bombshell Fauci Diary Reveals The Hardest Part Of Fighting COVID Was Fending Off Biden In The Shower
WASHINGTON — After years of stonewalling, the House Oversight Committee finally released…
Biden Elected President Of Retirement Home After 3 A.M. Ballot Dump Of 81 Million Votes
SUN CITY, FL—Residents of the Shady Acres Senior Living Community awoke Tuesday…
Dr. Jill Reveals She Treated Biden’s Debate Stroke With Positive Reinforcement And A Sticker Chart
WASHINGTON — Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed during a recent…
Biden Defends Ilhan Omar By Recounting His Own Harrowing Service In The Trenches Of World War 9
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE— Coming to the defense of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar following…
Mayor Mamdani Taps Biden As Advisor For City-Run Grocery Store Due To His Experience With Empty Shelves
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK—Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that he has hired…
Biden Volunteers For TSA Duty So He Can Legally Grope Women Again
WASHINGTON — Citing his deep commitment to public service, former President Joe…
Democrats Vow To Counter Trump’s Obama Meme By Running Racist Biden Again
WASHINGTON — After condemning a controversial meme video shared by President Donald…
Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Another Year Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S. — Millions of unvaccinated Americans confirmed this week that they have…
Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
WASHINGTON — In retaliation for scheming to oust him from the 2024…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst…
Jill Biden Spares Joe’s Sanity By Letting Him Believe Rubber Ducky Is Ashley
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- As the 83-year-old former Commander-in-Chief's cognitive decline continues to worsen,…
Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…