WASHINGTON — In retaliation for scheming to oust him from the 2024 presidential campaign, former President Joe Biden has contacted Immigration and Customs Enforcement to report former Vice President Kamala Harris as an anchor baby.
The vindictive Biden called ICE with the tip due to a lingering resentment over Harris’s role, along with Obama and other top Democrats, in pressuring him to abandon his 2024 reelection bid, even though the former president had remained adamant about staying in the race despite widespread concerns following his debate performance.
“Hello, ICE, yeah, listen, Jack, I’d like to report Kamala Harris,” said Biden gleefully, grinning from wrinkled ear to ear. “She’s a goddamn anchor baby and doesn’t belong in this country. I want you to deport her ass back to Ireland, or Italy, or wherever the hell she’s from. And I want to remain anonymous, got it? So you can just call me Joe. You know, Joe like Joe Biden.”
Harris was born in California to parents from Jamaica and India, giving her birthright citizenship. ICE agents arrived at Harris’s home on Monday, with cackling Kamala reportedly asking them what took so long.
Biden ended the call by informing the ICE agent that they might want to also look into that Kenyan guy who served as president for two terms.
