Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…
Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values
HAMPTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- After receiving major backlash around the country for allowing…
Biden Condemns Tucker Carlson’s Explosive Interview With Dead Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the sit-down interview between American journalist Tucker Carlson and…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Seeks Aggressive Therapy After Asking How Everyone Was Doing On Twitter X
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Sesame Street's beloved red monster, Elmo, has…
Teen Girl Has Mental Breakdown After Watching 2 Minute YouTube Video
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A local teenager was admitted to the emergency room Sunday…
Russia’s Putin Has HUGE News About Biden And Funny Cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mmo_wH4sX0&t=5s (SATIRE) MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin gave an urgent press…
Taylor Swift Fans Transition Themselves To Rabbits After The Pop Singer Said She Loved Bunnies
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Millions of Taylor Swift's biggest fans from around the…
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President
WASHINGTON-- Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his…
With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit
WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news…
Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate…
