WASHINGTON– Immediately after the sit-down interview between American journalist Tucker Carlson and Russian President Vladimir Putin, Joe Biden told White House news reporters that he was extremely angry and condemned Tucker for interviewing dead, former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev.
While fielding questions from the White House press corps about his recent meeting with dead French President Mitterrand, Biden said it was very dangerous to give Russian leader Mikhail Gorbachev a platform to spread his lies regarding the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine.
“Yes, I fully denounce Trucker Carlton’s interview with Russian President Gorbachev,” said Biden heatedly when asked about Tucker’s interview with Putin. “We’re never going to end this cold war between Australia and Antarctica with MAGA Republicans like Ticker Cardinal letting the Soviets tell their side of the story.”
With fire in his diapered loins, Biden looked straight into the camera and in his best Ronald Reagan voice said, “Mr. Gorbachev, if you really want peace between the Soviet Union and Switzerland, then you need to tear down this wall.”
During a recent press briefing with White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, Jean-Pierre was forced to once again defend Biden claiming that he had just spoken to yet another dead world leader.
“No, President Biden is not losing his mind,” said Jean-Pierre while trying to come up with yet another excuse for Biden’s failing mental capacity. “President Biden did in fact tell the truth when he said Tucker Carlson interviewed Mikhail Gorbachev, and it’s the rest of the world who is going crazy for thinking that Tucker had actually interviewed Vladimir Putin.”
