U.S.– Burger lovers rejoice. America’s most popular president of all time Donald Trump has recently opened up his own chain of In-N-Out inspired fast food restaurants called Huge-N-Bigly, with cheeseburgers so big you’ll need a wheelbarrow to carry them out.
After seeing the huge success of In-N-Out’s new burger joint in Idaho, the savvy businessman Trump immediately began construction on his first restaurant and had it finished in less than one day.
“Is this the biggest burger you’ve ever seen, or what?” Trump asked a crowd of people while holding a 90-lb cheeseburger in front of his first location in Florida. “Kudos to In-N-Out for going big, but as everyone knows no one goes as big as Trump. That’s why all my hamburgers will be the hugest, most beautiful ones you’ve ever laid your eyes on.”
Trump said that everyone better have an appetite when they come into his new Huge-N-Bigly fast food place because the food portions are so large that you’ll get a full refund if you don’t vomit afterwards.
“No one makes burgers as bigly as I do,” said Trump, handing a six-year-old girl her 125 pound double decker skyscraper Trump cheeseburger deluxe. “Look at the gorgeous, golden color on these hamburger buns. They look like they were created by God himself. Who, by the way, is a big fan of my Trump Hotel hot sauce.”
The former president has plans to open up Huge-N-Bigly restaurants around the world, and will be holding his next upcoming rally inside of the 55,000 square foot burger joint.
Smashing, old chap, smashing.
It was the most beautiful burger.