LONDON, UK — Prime Minister Keir Starmer has called for an urgent independent investigation into the Prime Minister’s handling of the United Kingdom, citing a growing list of avoidable difficulties that require serious scrutiny.
Speaking outside Downing Street, PM Keir Starmer said the decision was necessary to restore public confidence in the Prime Minister, who he said was doing a horrible job and needed to be held accountable for the disastrous handling of the UK.
“The British public has suffered enough under this prime minister’s terrible leadership,” Starmer said angrily, slamming his fist on the podium. “The man currently occupying Number 10 is asleep at the wheel, and quite frankly, the British public deserves to know why he has allowed this country to slide into total ruin. I will not rest until I drag him out of hiding and force him to answer for his catastrophic leadership.”
When asked who would lead the inquiry, Starmer confirmed it would be chaired by a highly respected and entirely independent figure appointed by the Prime Minister’s office, following consultation with the Prime Minister.
At press time, Starmer was seen marching up and down Whitehall with a megaphone, demanding the Prime Minister come outside and face him man-to-man inside of a boxing ring.
