SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA– A new video game based on the bathroom habits of Joe Biden titled Call of Doody: Stained Underwear III has splattered all over the US just in time for Christmas and stores are expected to be overflowing with excited gamers who can’t wait to get their hands dirty controlling the president.
Video game developers said they spent months following Biden around to be able to make the game as realistic as possible, including hanging out with the president inside of the Oval Office bathroom and changing his diapers every time he thought he only had to fart.
There are hundreds of different diapers that players can unlock in Call of Doody: Stained Underwear III and are given backup Depends for every time Biden soils himself whenever meeting world leaders or from eating one too many ice cream cones.
Players will get a multitude of weapons to choose from for Biden, such as extra durable toilet paper, industrial strength air fresheners, and a special pair of stain-free underwear.
Adding to this already awesome, squirt-fest game will be a zombie mode where the player has to fight off hordes of undead turds that try to pull Biden down into the toilet drain in an effort to take over the United States
Call of Doody: Stained Underwear III is rated M for Messy, so you should expect to spend a great deal of the game dodging flying feces. Gamers who were squeamish from the regular Call of Duty series will want to stay away from this filthy version.
Oh my.
I bet that video game really stinks.
What’s that smell?
I’ll have to hold my nose to play this game.
Don’t forget the boots.