U.S.– Facing national backlash after yet another plane malfunctioned this week, longtime aircraft company Boeing unveiled a new line of airships modeled exactly from the famous Hindenburg that exploded back in 1937.
Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun attended an unveiling ceremony as one of the new Hindenburg airships was fired up in front of a very hesitant crowd of both onlookers and news reporters.
“Here at Boeing we put safety over political correctness,” said Calhoun while the Hindenburg began rattling and making hissing noises. “For some reason we’ve been getting millions of complaints about our planes having mechanical problems or even falling apart in the sky due to our new DEI hiring policies. I say that’s nonsense because a blind trans furry illegal alien from Guatemala with a third grade education is just as qualified as an experienced American citizen with years of training.”
To prove just how safe and secure the new Hindenburg airship was, Calhoun volunteered to let the crowd of people ride the airship while he stood on the ground with a camera ready to take photos once the airship became engulfed in flames.
When asked if he was going to join the passengers aboard the Hindenburg, Calhoun began sweating profusely and said he would sacrifice himself by staying firmly planted on the ground before leaving to fly home on a United Airlines flight.
