Laid-Off Spirit Airlines Employee Finds Comforting, Familiar Threat Of Physical Violence At New Waffle House Job
ATLANTA, GEORGIA —Following the official permanent grounding of Spirit Airlines last week,…
Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets
WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…
Biden Practices For Upcoming Political Career By Getting Job At TSA
NEW CASTLE, DELAWARE-- Only days after announcing his intentions to possibly get…
Boeing Promises Their New Line Of Hindenburg Airships Are Just As Safe As Their Planes
U.S.-- Facing national backlash after yet another plane malfunctioned this week, longtime…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Boeing Hires Priests To Read Passengers Their Last Rites Before Boarding Planes
U.S.-- Due to the numerous malfunctions and accidents involving Boeing planes recently,…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten…
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
WASHINGTON-- The pesky Russians are at it again, says top Democrats. After…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…