U.S.– The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of illegal immigrants, including a Ukrainian citizen who had entered into the country to take advantage of the United States.
The illegal invader from Ukraine was arrested meandering around the White House grounds in Washington D.C. yesterday, mumbling something in broken English about Trump owing him billions of dollars.
“Another dangerous illegal immigrant was taken off the streets this week,” said Border Czar Tom Homan on Fox News. “This one was particularly dangerous because he had gotten extremely close to the president of the United States Donald Trump, and threatened that he wasn’t going to leave until he got money and a free lunch. Well, listen here, scumbag, your guy’s era of free lunches is over.”
The Ukrainian migrant was loaded up onto a plane to be flown back to his home country where he was wanted for multiple crimes.
At publishing time, it was reported that the illegal Ukrainian alien had been dropped off in the United Kingdom after UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he would happily trade yet another illegal invader for a native Briton.
