KIEV, UKRAINE– It was an offer Zelensky couldn’t refuse. A peace deal agreement was finally made yesterday after the Ukraine president took President Donald Trump’s offer that if he signed the peace agreement between him and Russia he would receive an autographed photo of Trump while he was on The Apprentice as well as a rare pair of gold MAGA Never Surrender high-top sneakers.
According to sources, Volodymyr Zelensky was ecstatic once he heard the news that Trump had made a last minute deal by throwing in the two collectible items, which many experts are predicting will be worth a lot of money someday.
“This is my final offer, take it or leave it,” wrote Trump on his Truth Social account around 2 AM Sunday. “Never before in the history of the United States has there been an offer like this one. Zelensky would be foolish to turn this deal down. Many people are saying my signed photo and gold sneakers will be worth more than all the minerals in Ukraine.”
Trump went on to say that he was giving Zelensky only two hours to make a decision or the deal would be retracted, with the sneakers and photo to be used as a leverage tool to pressure Canada into removing Justin Trudeau from office.
“Yes, of course, President Trump, I accept your offer,” said Zelensky with a smile during a press conference while rubbing his nose a few hundred times. “I will walk tall wearing my new Trump sneakers as I have heard they give someone a three-inch height advantage. I can’t wait to wear these gold sneakers when I confront Mr. Putin and he has to look me directly in the eye.”
It was reported later that Russian President Vladimir Putin was not happy with the new peace deal, saying that it wasn’t fair that Zelensky was the one getting the shoes and signed photo and said he would only sign the agreement if he receives his very own Trumpy Bear.
