U.S.– As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan Congress, brave FBI agents will now be monitoring the homes of the millions of Christians living in the US to make sure that no one is reading the dangerous chapters of the New Testament that specifically talk about a certain group of people that no one is allowed to talk about unless they want to face years in prison for anti-Semitic remarks.
Both House Republicans and Democrats cheered after the passing of the bill meant to tackle what they said is antisemitism rising across the country, which, according to self-proclaimed Christian Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, also includes the very same Bible that he used to read.
“We will not tolerate anyone speaking ill of Israel or anything related to Israel,” said Speaker Johnson during an interview on Fox News. “It is anti-Semitic to even mention the word Israel because someone might be thinking something bad while saying the word Israel. I’m also guilty of being an anti-Semite because I spent many years reading the New Testament and faithfully following the teachings of that guy named Jesus. That was before I was convinced through hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations that I was wrong.”
Johnson and his fellow House Republicans and Democrat colleagues are convinced that the Antisemitism Act will pass the Senate being that most of America’s Senators are also bought and paid for by pro-Jewish groups.
In addition to facing decades in prison for reading, following, or preaching the New Testament part of the Bible, many other anti-Semitic things are also being banned for Gentiles, including eating bagels, watching any television or movies created by Jewish people, or trying to get discounts on items.
