Tensions Rise On Ben Shapiro’s Forehead As Right Eyebrow Annexes Left Eyebrow Territory
BOCA RATON, FLORIDA — Insisting that the historic expansion was both necessary…
Chuck Schumer Hisses And Recoils In Agony After Staffer Wishes Him ‘Merry Christmas’
WASHINGTON-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly emitted a low, animalistic hiss…
Ben Shapiro Argues Public Fixation On Epstein Files A ‘Convenient Distraction’ From Israel’s Urgent Need For More Money
U.S.-- In a scathing rebuke of what he labeled "obsessive Epstein fetishism,"…
Ben Shapiro Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Forced To Listen To His Own Podcasts
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Drenched in sweat and clutching his hair, popular conservative…
ADL Places Pope Leo On ‘Antisemitism List’ For Condemning Israel’s Bombing Of Catholic Church
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Only hours after Pope Leo XIV condemned Israel's…
Elmo’s Suspicions Confirmed After Spotting Dreidel In Count Von Count’s Castle
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Following months of speculation into the mysterious activities of…
After Anti-Jewish Posts, ADL Forces Grok To Visit Wailing Wall In Israel As Atonement
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- After a slew of posts labeled as anti-Semitic by various…
Ben Shapiro Last Seen Watching Iran Bombing Footage With Lotion And Box Of Tissues
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- Numerous employees of conservative media outlet The Daily Wire were…
UK To Rename City Of Birmingham To ‘Birminglamb’ To Be More Culturally Sensitive
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND-- As the immigrant population continues to grow in the United…
FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…