WASHINGTON– News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden gaffe after the lizard person president mistakenly wore his human skin backwards, drawing immense criticism from conservative pundits who claim this faux pas is even more evidence that he should be removed from office immediately.
Biden was met with strange looks and gasps from news reporters when he exited the White House with his face behind him, garnering even more odd glances when he tried speaking through the back of his human head.
“Listen here, Jack, who hasn’t made the mistake of leaving their house with their human skin on the wrong way?” Biden said to the bewildered crowd once he realized he was speaking through his wrinkled human neck. “If this is the biggest controversy Republicans have to dwell on then you know I must be doing something right.”
Leftwing media outlets were quick to come to the reptilian, shapeshifting president’s defense, saying that Biden is just a simple, fallible creature like the rest of us who puts his human skin suit on one leg at a time.
“Today, we saw just how human President Biden really is,” said MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. “Even though President Biden may be a cold-blooded reptile who feasts on the flesh of the innocents, he’s still more of a compassionate human than the orange buffoon Trump ever was as president.”
To show their solidarity with Biden, fellow reptilians Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Bush all posted photos of themselves to Twitter with their human skin on backwards.
