OLEXA PRIME– Famous entertainer Madonna has been named the sexiest human alive by almost one hundred percent of the grey aliens polled, according to the latest addition of intergalactic magazine Olexa Prime Monthly.
The 64-year-old singer took the top spot of most beautiful human after space aliens became mesmerized by her stunning physical appearance at the latest Grammy Awards show.
“Miss Madonna is most beautiful human being I have ever laid my dark, black eyes on,” said alien Xiegni, ogling a recent photo of Madonna. “I find her so attractive compared to most other hideous-looking humans. Me and my friends are planning a summer road trip to earth to beam Miss Madonna aboard our ship so we can probe her magnificent human body. All for science, of course.”
When reached for comment, Madonna said she was honored to be named sexiest human alive by beings from other planets and fired back at all her human haters who took to social media to lambast her new face that she unveiled at the Grammys.
Rounding out the top four sexiest humans alive after Madonna according to aliens who voted are famous celebrities Melanie Griffith, Lil’ Kim, and Bruce Jenner.
Due to her growing popularity on other planets, Madonna said she’s planning an upcoming music tour in another galaxy far, far away and has already released a new music video where she gets strapped down onto a table and gets probed by dancing, naked grey aliens.
