WASHINGTON– In what will go down as one of the worst speeches in political history, Joe Biden was so disgusted with his own State of the Union address that he took a page out of Nancy Pelosi’s book and ripped up his own speech in front of the stunned crowd of both Democrat and Republican politicians.
After finishing the last few words of his annual address to the nation, Biden looked appalled and disgusted as he turned around and gave both House Speaker Mike Johnson and Vice President Kamala Harris two middle fingers before grabbing the speech papers in front of the confused crowd and taking the next thirty minutes to rip up the speech with his weak, wrinkled hands.
“Even I have to admit this speech sucks, Jack,” said Biden angrily as he struggled to rip up one of the papers due to his frail physique. “Never in the history of the United States has a president been so horrible at his job that even he knows he should be removed from office as soon as possible.”
Perplexed Republicans were scratching their heads as they watched Biden slowly tear the SOTU speech, not sure if a president ripping up his own speech constituted an ethics violation.
“I’m still speechless after watching President Biden rip up his own speech,” said Republican Mike Johnson after the earthshattering incident. “What’s even more shocking than that is the fact that Biden had more courage to rip up his own speech because I was too much of a weak chump to do it myself.”
Numerous mainstream news media outlets praised Biden’s ability to self-reflect on his own shortcomings, with Fox News already declaring Biden the winner of the 2024 presidential election.
