FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6
WASHINGTON-- Brave FBI agents are being heralded as heroes for arresting a…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
