Gavin Newsom Welcomes Federal Election Probe Moments After Warehouse Full Of Counted Ballots Spontaneously Combusts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following widespread public outcry over a multi-week-long ballot-counting process,…
Tim Walz Blasts FBI Daycare Raids For Leaving Thousands Of Fake Children Without Care
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — In a fiery and deeply emotional press conference…
FBI Frustrated As Trail Of Missing Scientists Keeps Leading Back To FBI
WASHINGTON — Expressing mounting exasperation over a seemingly unsolvable nationwide mystery, the…
Team USA Hockey Players Try To Figure Out Who Invited The Taxi Driver Into Locker Room
MILAN, ITALY– Following their gold medal victory at the Winter Olympics, members…
FBI Announces Historic Arrest Of 85-Year-Old Grandmother Who Cheated At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- In what is being hailed by absolutely no one as the…
Kash Patel Concludes FBI Would Function Perfectly If Agents Stopped Following His Orders
WASHINGTON-- FBI Director Kash Patel announced Tuesday that the bureau’s recent struggles…
FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
Kash Patel Hires Experienced FBI Phone Scammers As Real Agents
WASHINGTON-- In a historic move to "diversify" the Bureau's skillset, FBI Director…
FBI Executes Daring 5AM Raid On James Comey’s Refrigerator, Seizes Leftover Pizza And Sandwiches
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA-- In a brave pre-dawn operation, the FBI carried out a…
BREAKING: James Comey Clears Himself Of All Charges After Rigorous 30-Second Self-Investigation
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after a federal grand jury indicted him on multiple…
After 3 Years, FBI Finally Narrows Down Waldo’s Location To ‘Somewhere On The Page’
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking press conference, the FBI announced today that after…
FBI Raids Democrat’s Home, Seizes Dozens Of ‘Deadly’ Subway Sandwiches In Foiled Attack
WASHINGTON-- In a dramatic pre-dawn raid that left local residents traumatized, the…