Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech
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Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
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US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
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Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
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Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
