Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her…
Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them
GAZA-- In an effort to make the horrors of war a little…
Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on…
Biden Sticks His Chin Out To Help Get Humanitarian Aid To Gaza
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- While boarding Air Force One to depart Israel, President…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- A worried and subservient President Joe Biden flew to…