Gavin Newsom Stands In Solidarity With Israel By Shutting Off Water And Electricity To Californians
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the war in the Middle East continues to escalate,…
After Sending Warships To Secure Israel’s Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after Israel was breached by Hamas, Joe Biden quickly…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
George Bush Comes Out Of Retirement Just To Yell ‘Palestine Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’ To Trick Americans Into War
CRAWFORD, TEXAS-- In an effort to scare hesitant conservative Americans into supporting…
Apathetic Man Doesn’t Support Israel Or Palestine
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most…
Mike Pence Announces That He’s Running For President Of Both Ukraine And Israel
CARMEL, INDIANA-- During a presidential rally inside of his living room back…
CNN Reports Israel-Palestine Attacks Are Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN has reported that the…
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie ‘The Hebrew Hammer’
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- In an effort to continue his quest to combat dangerous…
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry
TEHRAN, IRAN-- Officials confirmed today that Iran has filed for bankruptcy and will be appearing before…
Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Officials in Germany have recently implemented a new program called…
Ben Carson: Nuclear Weapons Stored In Noah’s Ark
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson claimed today that…