MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE– With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most Americans have picked a side for whom they support, but one very apathetic local man named Gary Boomer says that he’s simply indifferent and doesn’t back either side.
While walking past a group of bickering Israel and Palestine supporters, uninterested Boomer kept looking straight ahead as screaming people from both camps told the man to join their side to show support for their murdering Middle East country of choice.
After a young, irate male holding up a flag of Israel asked Boomer whether he supports Israel or Palestine, the laid-back man turned slowly and said very softly and impassively, “I don’t support either country and frankly I’m not really that concerned.”
“How can you not support Israel when they’re getting attacked by terrorists and stuff?” Asked the angry man as Boomer turned away before being shouted at by a Palestinian supporter about the Jews.
“We have the right to kill the other side,” screamed all the Israel and Palestine supporters at the emotionless Boomer as he unenthusiastically walked away.
Boomer also said he doesn’t support or have any interest in Ukraine or Russia, winter or summer, Democrats or Republicans, gay or straight, and Biden or Trump.
“Whatever,” said Boomer.