TEL AVIV, ISRAEL– Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on top of a darkened palace balcony to announce the mobilization of the Israel Defense Forces to attack and then annex the European country Poland.
Dressed in full military uniform, an enraged Netanyahu addressed the nation in which he said it was necessary to declare war against Poland due to their rejection of his peaceful offer to just let Israel take over their country.
“I first tried mediating with Poland in the same way I tried mediating with Palestine,” said Netanyahu with a loud voice down to the thousands of Israeli citizens below who were protesting the start of a possible World War 3. “Due to the Polish government’s refusal to accept my generous offer of simply giving me their land, I have directed my generals to begin the invasion.”
Netanyahu stressed to the world that even though he plans on bombing Poland, he was not a totally heartless person because he first gave Polish citizens a whole two minutes to evacuate the country before the Israeli army would begin annihilating entire cities.
According to various sources, President XI Jinping was said to have cringed at Netanyahu’s recent invasion of Poland and that the Israeli Prime Minister was even too hardcore for the Chinese communist leader.
“Wow, and here I thought I was a dictator,” said President Xi, watching Poland getting bombed from across the world. “I just want this on record that I condemn the actions of Israel’s Netanyahu and I would never do something so vile, drastic, and inhumane such as invade, destroy, and then annex another country.”
At publishing time, it was reported that immediately after China condemned Israel for attacking Poland, the Chinese People’s Liberation Army invaded Taiwan.
