WASHINGTON– While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White House against Joe Biden’s support of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the absentminded US president gave a press conference on the front lawn to boast that the large crowd of angry people proved that he was more popular with the people than Donald Trump.
“Ha, I’d like to see Trump get crowds of supporters this size,” said Biden as thousands of protesters chanted for Biden to resign from office. “Forget about the polls, Jack, this large crowd of people out there chanting my name proves I’ll win the next presidential election in yet another landslide.”
“Sleepy Joe” Biden was even so bold to admit that, due to the massive amount of perturbed protesters in front of the White House asking for his removal, he won’t need to rig the next election with millions of fraudulent ballots.
“Looks like I won’t need another vote dump at 3 in the morning on Election night again,” said Biden with a chuckle. “These people out here screaming that some guy named Biden should be impeached just proves that I really am the most popular president of all time.”
Due to the overwhelmingly palpable hatred for the current president coming from within the boisterous crowd, Fox News has already called Arizona for Biden.
Biden sucks.