LAS VEGAS, NEVADA- One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike Tyson had a little bit of advice for Russia after watching a video of one of the captured terrorists getting his ear cut off, saying that the best way to take off someone’s ear is to just bite it off with your teeth.
A video circulating online of one of the suspected Crocus City Hall terrorists getting his ear sliced off with a knife by an anonymous Russian man caught the attention of the six time heavyweight champion boxer.
“I couldn’t believe that the Russians cut off that guy’s ear,” said Tyson to a local sports news reporter. “I mean, I’m sure cutting that ear off happened too quick and relatively painless. Real men don’t need knives, we use our teeth. Tell President Putin to put me in the room with those terrorists and I’ll make sure no one ever thinks about doing what they did again.”
Tyson went on to demonstrate the best way to rip a person’s ear off by lunging at the news report’s cameraman and then ripping the left ear from the guy’s surprised head.
“You guys see that?” Tyson asked after spitting the ear back at the one-eared man. “That’s how you deal with terrorists. And I wasn’t even hungry today.”
In preparation for his upcoming match with YouTuber Jake Paul, Tyson then proceeded to bite off the cameraman’s other ear, the news reporter’s ears, and then finished by biting off his own ears.
