NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– It was a nostalgic day for both President Joe Biden and shock-jock Howard Stern as the two men laughed and joked while reminiscing about all the racist things they’ve said and done throughout their illustrious careers.
Stern praised Biden’s ability to say and do so many racist things against minorities, especially black people, and then still be able to have those same gullible people vote for him as president.
“P.T. Barnum was right when he said there’s a sucker born every minute,” said Stern giddily in reference to Democrats who still vote for Biden. “I especially love that crime bill you sponsored that locked up so many blacks who you said you wanted segregated from your kids because you didn’t want your children growing up in a racial jungle.”
An elated Biden thanked Stern for his complimentary words and then gave credit to his mentor KKK member Robert Byrd for much of his racist ideologies.
“Hey, you’re no slouch yourself, Jack,” said Biden, referring to Stern’s long career of going in blackface and saying the N-word. “I may be a racist, but even I didn’t have the balls to paint my face black like you did, man. You deserve even more accolades than I do. Good thing we’re Democrats and we can get away with being hypocritical racists.”
After going through the dozens of other racist statements he’s said over the years, Biden ended the segment by telling any black listeners that if they don’t vote for him then they ain’t black.
