RFK Jr. Says He Waited Until His Brain Worm Was Full Term Before Aborting It
U.S.-- Independent presidential candidate RFK Jr. gave a candid interview with former…
Nancy Pelosi’s Nose Starts Growing Suddenly While Touting Biden’s Flourishing Economy
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early
WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…
Biden To Latinos: ‘If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain’t Black’
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- During a campaign event in Arizona to stop more minorities…
After Winning Washington DC, Nikki Haley Says She’s One Step Closer To Being Able To Start World War 3
WASHINGTON-- After winning Washington, DC in the Republican primary, presidential candidate Nikki…
Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting ‘Trump’
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his…
Nikki Haley’s So Bad That Even She Voted For Trump In South Carolina Primary
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump was declared the winner by a landslide…