WASHINGTON– Halloween is the time when people can dress up in a costume for one day and pretend to be something that they’re not.
This year Vice President Kamala Harris has also decided to play pretend by dressing up as a real Democratic presidential candidate who was actually voted in by the people and not simply installed through a coup on the sitting president by rich oligarchs.
“How you like my costume, y’all?” Kamala Harris asked her aides, wearing her usual pantsuit, necklace, and angry, wrinkled face. “I decided to have a little fun this year in an effort to trick voters into thinking I’m a genuine person by being something that I’m not. What better costume than a Democratic presidential candidate who actually received votes and wasn’t part of a coup to remove a sitting president. What a novel idea.”
Anonymous sources have confirmed that Kamala will be wearing the costume all day to every event on her calendar and will be lying to everyone that she won the Democratic primary by getting the most votes.
Last year, installed President Joe Biden also dressed up for Halloween as a real president after stealing the presidency from Donald Trump in 2020.
