NEW YORK, NEW YORK– During Thursday’s episode of daytime talk show The View, former President Joe Biden made a major announcement that he was officially throwing his hat in the ring and would be launching a 2024 presidential political campaign.
The hosts of The View were stunned after Biden informed them of his intentions to run for president in 2024 as the Democrat candidate, leaving his even more surprised wife Jill speechless, tongue-tied, and even at a loss of words.
“I have a, um, major announcement to make, Jack,” said Biden as the audience gasped in anticipation. “Look, here’s the deal, uh, wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, listen fat, I’m announcing here on your show that I am running for president of this here country in the year of our Lord 2024.”
Everyone in the room sat in disbelief and vicarious embarrassment due to the announcement to run for the 2024 presidency made by the almost 83-year-old Biden, feeling even more uncomfortable after Biden reiterated with even more passion his desire to beat the Republican candidate.
Immediately after the show, Biden tried filing his paperwork to establishment his candidacy for the 2024 presidential race, but became enraged when the Federal Election Committee refused to accept forms for a presidential election that had already happened.
“The FEC said I can’t run for the 2024 presidency, but they didn’t stop me,” said Biden angrily to a few pigeons on his front lawn.
