WASHINGTON– Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide to former President Donald Trump, members of the Democrat Party began questioning how it was possible that someone who didn’t receive one vote from the American people could do so badly in the general election against the orange man whom they dubbed “literally Hitler.”
High-ranking Democrats held a meeting to go over what went wrong in the election and to discuss how it was possible for Trump to receive so many votes more than Kamala.
“This is baffling,” said New York Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer to MSNBC, discussing the strange phenomenon with political pundits. “I don’t understand how former President Trump could win both the electoral college as well as the popular vote against Vice President Harris. I know she was never voted in by the American people, and she helped perform a coup against President Biden, and she’s extremely annoying and incompetent, but it just doesn’t make sense. I can’t think of any reason why this happened.”
Anonymous sources claimed Kamala herself was very perplexed as well and totally taken back at how she could have done so badly, even though she had given her middle-class family speech thousands of times.
“I grew up in a middle-class family, so this doesn’t make sense,” said Kamala supposedly after watching her defeat in real time. “I mean, not only did I grow up middle-class, but my mom worked really hard, and we had a nice lawn. Surely that was enough qualifications for me to win the presidency.”
Democrats were also perplexed at why them calling the American people Nazis and destroying the country for four years would lead most voters to choose Trump.
